Hey what's up, it's really Zach Dorflinger. Any chance y'all can take the original post off? Apparently 412 random strangers have viewed this, and- even more creepy- 5 users are following me? Does that mean they are following my phone, or following the posts about my phone? Either way, I'd prefer if this was not the case, because I keep getting random calls suggesting that "we should shag sometime" or even more obscene and unnecessary. Thanks